Dear The Internet

I can never really find happiness or complete fulfilment as a human being with a device that turns ice cubes into perfectly crystal clear ice balls through sheer brute force and pressure:Please drop everything and attend to my needs, wants and desires immediately, The Internet, and procure this vitally important Thing.Thank you.

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