Oh Bruh-ther:
Archie Andrews Dead: Comic Hero Shot Saving Gay Friend Kevin Keller

Since when did Archie comics go from being one step above Bazooka Bubble Gum jokes to Serious Trauma Lit for Professionally Aggrieved Grievance Professionals? The spectacle of Archie RFK’d as a martyr to gay rights is like somebody thinking it’s a good idea to depict Winnie the Pooh gnawing his own leg off in a bear trap to promote animal rights. Give thou me a break. Does every damn thing in the world have to be reverently politicized by the Improvers of the Human Race? This is as tedious as a Soviet Lecture.