Not the Onion

Vancouver school board introduces gender-neutral pronouns for the exquisitely PC Student
No.  Really.
Students and teachers in Vancouver, British Columbia, can now use the gender-neutral pronouns “xe,” “xem,” and “xyr.” The move is designed to accommodate students for whom “he” and “she” does not fit or is deemed inappropriate.
It was for such an hour as this that Kathy Shaidle was born.