I Lack the Sports Gene

No. Really. In addition to not caring about soccer, I don’t care about hatred for soccer. I get the dim impression that red-blooded bomb-throwing nuts like Coulter have taken to ladling out this particular culture war outrage porn because somehow Talk Radio fans feel that soccer contributes to the Euroweenification and illegal immigrantification of manly…

So, apparently, people are upset about the Washington Redskins, which play some kind of sport point unit goal thing, having to change their name.  Funny old world.  I think it’s a golden opportunity.  How often do you get to name a sport point unit goal team something new? “The Washington Apatosauruses” sounds good to me.…