…there have been a lot of changes. Of course, our first move was to introduce liturgical freestyling and beatboxing (as we saw here).But in addition, we have now obtained the services of Michael Voris as our Obedient Servant.Michael (seen here swearing an oath of undying obedience to Our Person)…… will soon put his gifts and talents… Read More

As an unexpected fruit of the Synod, I have been appointed Pope.  As my first act, I have sought to reconcile Traditionalists and gay marriage advocates by instituting the Darling Papal Tiara.  So far, all the focus group results seem positive.  Also, my liturgical dance moves have been termed “groovalicious” by both The Remnant *and*… Read More