

as Time Lord contracts Ebola:

…on his new gig as lead guitar for ZZ Top:Every girl crazy ’bout a sharp dressed man.


…there have been a lot of changes. Of course, our first move was to introduce liturgical freestyling and beatboxing (as we saw here).But in addition,


I’m not saying I needed to lose weight, but it is true that since I dropped weight the tides have been measurably altered.

As an unexpected fruit of the Synod, I have been appointed Pope. As my first act, I have sought to reconcile Traditionalists and gay marriage
…Before Promulgating Encyclical.First, he must give me a pony and this cool thing that automatically folds and shoots paper airplanes.Then I’ll think about it.
